“alright. i’m guessing you’re there, but you’re sad and you can’t be bothered, but i have a tale to tell, samuel, and you need to hear it, so listen up. the scene: dinner with number two, trying to cut him loose, no such luck. so get this: you know how people say beauty’s on the inside? well, that’s total bullshit! beauty is on the outside and i love me some beauty. i mean, who doesn’t? but here’s the crazy thing, sammy-boy. i’m listening to sam number two, listening, because he made me close my eyes. so hot. and he’s making a total case for me and him to be an item. and as he’s talking, it’s like the molecules on his face must have rearranged themselves, because i open my eyes and and suddenly i am in front of the most beautiful, gorgeous man. like, a total hottie. and who knew, sammy two. that rhymed. and you were right, by the way, it is a strong name. so here is what i have to say to you before the damn beep cuts me off. sadness, be gone! let’s be people who deserve to be loved, who are worthy. because we are worthy, we really are. you’ve been telling me that for years and now i get to spit it back at you. you’re a good man, sam wexler. go get yourself loved. that’s all i got.”
annie in ‘happythankyoumoreplease’, written by josh radnor.